*Looks away dramatically*

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

Remmy’s dad said trans rights but not chef rights

holding back tears as i block the beautiful women who are following me. im sorry ladies its just that youre not real.

lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

for reference: the time between “turn into musk parody account” and “suspended” was 8 minutes

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

Nothing could have prepared me to learn this is from It's Always Sunny and not some drama film

People on that post I made about liking fur and leather saying “Actually, we all just need to consume less 🥺” yes. That’s what I’m fucking saying. I got my primary leather jacket for Christmas in my freshman year of high school and I’m now 22. My fur coat was made in the 50s and I picked it up for $60 at an antique store years ago. I still sometimes wear a pair of leather hiking boots my mom got in the 90s while the pleather boots I bought in high school barely lasted 3 years. By wearing fur and leather, I am consuming less. It’s economical in the long run, the quality is better and it lasts longer. You think I have the money to buy a brand new leather jacket every year? The other two leather jackets I have are also vintage, one is from the 70s was fished out of the garbage and the other was $9 at a thrift store. They. Last.

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

he’s beating the pregnancy allegations

is this about biden

Is this about who