self love is the mommy

whoah, this girl’s kinda messed up… *follows her*

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

Okay so if karmaic rebirth is real then the most ethical use of the system is to try to fine-tune your karmic actions to get reincarnated as endangered animals.

Man this whole kink thing is really getting out of hand wtf is parallel play

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

have you ever been to a music festival

I don’t care if i time traveled and went to Woodstock I’m not sharing my weed with a stranger unless they pay me

the cities we built with thousands of hands together will come to crumble as everyone now holds the destructive belief that the weight of boulders brick and concrete is to be held by the single pair of that who is not their friend

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him