self love is the mommy

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

I've seen it pointed out a few times that the various toxins mentioned above did technically have the desired effect, given humans started cultivating the plants and thus protected them from predators/insects, and spreading their seeds far and wide. I just like the idea of evolution/DNA in the examples above being like a benevolent Monkey Paw for the plants.

Gotta love humans. Fucking weirdos.

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

I'm a private person. Yes, l post whatever | want on the internet. But also live a life you really don't know nothing about.

beautiful women in YOUR area use any pronouns

just saw an entire thread of people sincerely describing a content creator's pattern of posting a large amount of content and then taking breaks as "obviously grooming her audience" via "love bombing and ghosting" which i think could have been a really exciting innovation during the steven universe discourse era of tumblr

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[trying not to vaguepost] sometimes a post on my dashboard says something i dont agree with

there are many benefits to communication 🦦

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato