o tempora! o mores!

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

tries to do some sexy office lady nonsense but fumbles and pours scalding hot coffee directly onto your penis

there should be more phoneme shifts happening… more rebracketings… there's still time for the english language to evolve… i hope to see the advent of "I wrote a nardicle" in my lifetime

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] go fight a river

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

anyone wanna be my vile little minion?

it’s that bad out there huh

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ow

your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a graduate degree