Pepsi enjoyer

Something something they’re the Sun(s) she’s the Moon, and he’s just.. a handful of rocks..

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

Welp...Cole...youre going to jail at age 5 lol, have shame Cole...your dad is a police officer

That's....true sadly

Curiously, I wanted to do Leona

And I so see him watch that when he is bored out of his mind lol

what?! no! I'm one of them D: NOOOOO

I got these back to back. So. Uh. Yea. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

Firstly, yes its called autism, secondly yeah but only by myself

well shit. I guess I've been found by the fbi. Took them long enough

That second one is shockingly accurate lol

i am? ok then-

no what

how the fuck did they know

I am !!!! how did they know ???

yes.

heck, frick, and butthole fart. ok? that Is all I Know. ok?

Uh... this is not usually.

This is correct, surprisingly

Did both

Idrk if I’m an extrovert

and most of the time yes I do do that

As always, scarily accurate

Ah yes indeed very true very true

Well I’m a theatre kid so of course

Yep, out of six :3

Ridiculously so.

Very

Where are the cameras

BAHAHAHAHAHA yes.

…

?????????

WHO’S TRYING AND FAILING TO KILL ME?!

I had to google what that means, and...

I... brobably wouldn't be, but if i was, i'd be one by an accident (#social clues are fucking hard and i have the emotional capacity of a cabbage)

I know 201 ways to kill a person and not all of them are physical (/ref /serious)

Yes. That word in english is Squirrel, and one of my native languages, Korpraali (means corporal)

I dont entirely know what the second one means but it feels accurate and the first one definitely is...

I’ve never seen Sonic, and the second one is ironic considering how often I remind Oak to sleep.

Definitely out of shape

I can’t deny that one

Okay so, wow. Clocked.

That’s just rude

Yeah it just traveled like 18 hrs to get to me

imagine being on your lunch break, and your supervisor comes over to your table, tells you to stand up in front of everyone. they draw everyone's attention to your thighs. they tell you that you have broken the dress code because of the length of your shorts. they tell you to go change (so you do not get the rest of your lunch break). they do this every single day at lunch. every day. so you read the whole dress code front and back, and you choose your clothing carefully to not break it. you bring a cloth tape measure with you to work because they will not believe you. this time when your supervisor tells you that you're breaking dress code, you pull out your tape measure and show that you are within the limit. your supervisor says "I bet you wouldn't want me to bring you to the boss and let him measure it, would you?" it's clearly a threat: if you don't obey then you will be put alone in a room with your boss and he will touch your thighs. you don't know how to respond. you're taken out of lunch again.

Random ISAT shitposts I did because they're funny to me.

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