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people theorizing that ethan and alabaster were a couple is so funny to me cuz like. imagine being ethan nakamura and u just got recruited to be part of kronos' special squad to infiltrate the empire state building, and so obviously before leaving you tell ur beloved situationship alabaster "well if i die it'll be worth it 🥺 it'll be for you and everything we've worked for". you proceed to switch sides at the last minute and die for a guy you've never had a one-on-one conversation, who promptly (accidentally, to be fair) gets alabaster banished for life. 10/10 failed yaoi & misery all around, great work everyone

it's very obvious to me that it comes from a desire to go, "oh, I'm nothing like a 4channer, all the horrible bad stuff happens somewhere else and has nothing to do with me". and then you scroll past posts talking about anti-Black racism because they made you feel uncomfortable and you didn't want to confront your discomfort.

and the way tumblr users talk about drugs is straight out of DARE

the clear sense of pride that they don't smoke weed, they only take edibles. oh my fucking god.

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

That's what ancient Greek philosophy is like

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

World Heritage Post

kinda wanting to try it but i dont have the ingredients

ill do this at the weekend probably

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

not gonna be smiling when I abort you, little dude