Shit Hits The Fan Sometimes

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

keep doing those hockey edits with the bits of poetry over pics of them hugging. it is that serious and everyone should know

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

you can tell a character is loved when their fans constantly wish immense physical and psychological harm on them

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

a very merry “nhl players making their debuts have to wear neck guards” szn to all who celebrate

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

i think i should be allowed to quit my job and write gross and smutty fanfiction all day and still pull in a salary. i think it's a reasonable ask.

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

the flesh is weak and the mind? also not so strong