BE CAREFUL CHIRREN THAT’S A LOT OF SODIUM

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

Shangela is my favorite like her MIND

not to be lovesick for namjoon on main but how anyone can talk to namjoon without like stuttering and blushing is beyond me like can you imagine looking into his eyes??? him smiling and nodding when you speak to him??? i would be on the floor

I’d be weeping

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

How the fuck are oranges pre-sliced by nature

that feeling when you are in a group of friends but you are not really in that group of friends

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 SHOWS 👏 DARK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 “”””AESTHETIC”””” 👏 I 👏 CAN’T 👏 SEE

My anxiety, depression and ADHD interacting

I heard they literally did this for an hour, stoned out of their fucking minds

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

I was in the car with my family and my mom was talking about how much time she thinks “our generation wastes on the internet” or whatever. And I was explaining how I use the internet to read and curate more interests and hobbies and expand my social horizons etc. and she was just like “Well fine if that’s how you want to live. You can waste all your time on the internet if that’s what you want but I beg to differ” and without thinking I just said “then beg.” and the entire car went silent until we got home. it was the biggest power move i have ever made to date

Cher destroying gender

the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread

I’ve been searching for this for 20 minutes.