what it do baby boo

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

oh i love bathtub

he wears. a t shirt

this post almost moved me to tears

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

I…you…is that even remotely possible?

no, thats why its a joke. thanks

Loving that OP isn’t even calling out the place by name.

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

When Blockers first came out people would come up to the box office and say “Hey can I get one ticket to COCK blockers” and I’d be like “yeah of course” but internally I was screaming

i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby