Come and take a walk with me

one of the most romantic things you could do is file for salary arbitration together. many are saying this

every passing day with Merz as our chancellor just makes more and more clear that that man hasn't worked in a "normal" job for at least thirty years

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

i hope something good happens to me. i hope something good happens to you too. i hope something good happens to all of us soon

the craziest thing about the leo carlsson offer sheet is that adam sandler officiated it

i don’t bet on losing dogs i bet on winning dogs. they’re just having a bad day. i’m sure they’ll win next time

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break