Come and take a walk with me

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

Truthfully im 71 an old man and all of this happened long ago

one must imagine danny briere cackling evilly from yaoi town knowing that he’s not only avenged the cutter snub and tzjd torture nexus that was their time under pat verbeek, but also doomed anaheim to persistent cap troubles for the next decade. generational curse and he didn’t even need an etsy witch to do it