Metro Marginalia

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

Neon Groantube Evangelion

I can literally feel the walls of reality breaking down around me the longer this video plays.

Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

WHAT THE FUCK

i missed it last year so i’ve had this scheduled for an entire damn year

Great, now I need to clean snorted water out of my keyboard.

This was physically painful to watch.

The only advice I suggest that isnt on the package is to cook it for 2 or 3 minutes longer than it says to. Makes the texture of the noodles a lot nicer…

I never want any context for this ever

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

amAnda cmere! lOOk!

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

LOVE THIS

one more day til the stop sign

I’m speechless

Is this… not BETTER?

THE 1ST ONE.

This is almost all my favorite Vines TOGETHER!!😁

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

i actually know abt cafe gratitude, u have to order by SAYING “i am [menu item]” it’s fucking insane

googling this to laugh at the website and finding out that one of the 5 locations of this restaurant is 10 minutes away from where i live is the most horrific feeling i’ve ever experienced.

One of the desserts is just an almond joy bar

$17 for likely under $5 worth of things in a bowl and they still ask for an extra $2 if you want some avocado in it

#he makes everythibg sound like a fae is singing it in a forest in the moonlight - @snakekarina

if i heard this song carried faintly by the wind, leading me into the deepest darkest part of an ancient forest i literally would not hesitate

Come guess me this riddle, what beats pipe and fiddle What’s hotter than mustard and milder than cream What best wets your whistle, what’s clearer than crystal What’s sweeter than honey and stronger than steam What can make the dumb talk, what can make the lame walk, What’s the elixir of life and philosopher’s stone And what helped Mr. Brunnell to dig the Thames Tunnel Sure wasn’t it whiskey from ould Inisowen So stick to the cratur’ the best thing in nature For sinking your sorrows and raising your joys And boys I’d have wonder, if lightning and thunder Was made from the plunder of whiskey me boys.