learning to be alive again

Together we can do it. 2026 will be the year we kill The Sims 4.

I think that the answer to the question “why don’t children like doing homework” is “because homework sucks” rather than “because this current generation of children are unthinking soulless husks with minds rotted by technology incapable of comprehending beauty”

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

when i was like 5 i started waiting for something and never stopped

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

Great time to start pricing this out by the way, fire season starts… on the summer solstice this year, that’s fun. Signs point to it being a doozy.

Btw u can also make them triangle shape if u want it a little cheaper. These are also great if someone is sick in ur house.

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

scientists have made a breakthrough in the cultivation of christobacteria from samples left on the holy grail, bringing us one step closer to a vaccine against divinity