Worst Doctor Syndrome

I bet it feels so good to have antennae and wiggle them around and like touch and sense stuff with them

is it really possible for a girl to eat a burger....

Official Post of Massachusetts

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.