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i'm not a violent dog, i don't know why i bite

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may i offer some kiradax
first time being alive, hope everyone is nice !!!
I’ve recently been obsessed with the idea of Kira trying to stop herself from falling in love with Jadzia because she’s afraid of getting so attached to someone again, after losing Vedek Bareil.
Also, I drew the fully rendered image first, but I came up with the story behind it as I drew and had to turn it into a quick comic lol
I love Kiradax too much, ugh :’)

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kira & friends sketches i never posted
Going up and down on her top and bottom till she's weird and charmed
If it's not too late for a codywan suggestion, maybe a lightsaber hand-off?
yes, a very normal, non-homoerotic lightsaber handoff with my superior officer who i'm definitely not in love with
what's a seemingly mundane skill that you simply do not possess?
i'll go first: plastic wrap. i can't put plastic wrap on anything without getting it all stuck to itself and failing to tear it and generally making a huge goddamn mess of things.
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two angles on the results of the day's labors: repotting ALL the african violets!
this came about partly because i foolishly offered plants up to the library at large in a teams chat, and partly because i usually refresh everyone's soil around new year's but i didn't do it then and now it's august
so, the final tally is:
10 "yearling" plants (actually various ages & sizes) that will be going to various coworkers
11 "baby" plants in 2" starter pots
5 baby plants + 3 leaves in the propagation clamshell (downsized from 2 clamshells to just 1!)
11 "resident" plants ranging from yearlings to newly-purchased (yakko, wakko, and dot) to adult plants i've had for years (the original pinky and brain)
that's like. a normal number of african violets right
... i do feel i should make it clear that i don't know any of their proper varietal names, none of them have pedigrees or anything, i literally impulse bought them all at trader joe's over the years where they were unlabeled save for what type of cutesy container they came in. so i have just been giving them animaniacs nicknames. that's normal too right
two angles on the results of the day's labors: repotting ALL the african violets!
this came about partly because i foolishly offered plants up to the library at large in a teams chat, and partly because i usually refresh everyone's soil around new year's but i didn't do it then and now it's august
so, the final tally is:
10 "yearling" plants (actually various ages & sizes) that will be going to various coworkers
11 "baby" plants in 2" starter pots
5 baby plants + 3 leaves in the propagation clamshell (downsized from 2 clamshells to just 1!)
11 "resident" plants ranging from yearlings to newly-purchased (yakko, wakko, and dot) to adult plants i've had for years (the original pinky and brain)
that's like. a normal number of african violets right
Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.
Have you seen the African wildcat (Felis lybica)?
I have now
Yes, in photos/videos
Yes, irl
I'm not sure
This species is closely related to the domestic cat (Felis catus) and hybrids can occur where ranges overlap. Analysis of mitochondrial DNA suggests that the African wildcat is the ancestor of the domestic cat.

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was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.
i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved
today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.
but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.
the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.
The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.
His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing
so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right