Here and filled with fear

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

That's the fucking king you idiot

i've been sonicating (fancy water cleaning) archaeological samples in the lab recently and every time the water comes out cloudy or i have to brush them i keep saying "dirty dirty dirty" like rocky in project hail mary

uh oh forgot to take the Pill That Makes Me Sane

lotta people in the notes also forgot to take the Pill That Makes You Sane...

I read this as "The Pill That Makes You Santa" and had a long puzzled sit on what that would mean.

TESTOSTERONE??????

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people