Can I order headcanons from you on caregiver Flambea from Dispatch?
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âŠâ§âËCG!Flambea âš âŦ.á
-đŠ> Ooooh, this is gonna be fun! ;] he more like a babysitter - btw
đĨ- Controlled Burns " for Playtime "Flambaeâs pyromaniac tendencies get redirected into safe, little-friendly activities. Heâll use his flames to:
âĸ Light birthday candles over and over because his little one loves blowing them out.
âĸ Warm up cold snacks (like muffins or grilled cheese) with precise finger-flicks of fireâno microwave needed!
â But heâs very strict about fire safety around the little one. No accidental arson on his watch!!
đĨ - Grumpy But Protective
â Flambae can acts all annoyed â "Ugh, why do I have to babysit?" but heâs low-key obsessed with keeping his little safe. Examples:
âĸ If someone mocks the regressor for their plushies or little habits, Flambae literally smokes from his ears before snarling â "Say that again. I dare you."
âĸ He begrudgingly carries a "go-bag" with emergency snacks, a stuffed animal, crayons with coloring book, napkins â just in case
đĨ - "No, You Canât Bench Press a Toddler"
Flambaeâs weird mix of tough-love and concern translates hilariously:
âĸ If the little trips, he scoops them up like a feral cat, grumbling, â "Youâre fine. Walk it off. ...Do you need a bandaid? Fine, here."
âĸ He insists on teaching the regressor "self-defense" (aka how to gently push away bad vibes).
đĨ - Fireproof Snuggles
âĸ Flambae pretends heâs totally not a cuddle personâuntil the regressor climbs into his lap during a thunderstorm. Then he begrudgingly lets them stay, muttering, â "Ugh, fine, but if you tell anyone, Iâll deny it." â His body heat keeps them cozy, and he may or may not absentmindedly pat their hair while grumbling about "stupid emotional vulnerability."
đĨ - Dragon Storytime Chaos
âĸ Flambaeâs version of "Goodnight Moon" involves extremely exaggerated tales of fire-breathing dragons. He uses tiny flames to animate the story (safely!), and if the little one asks â "Are dragons real?" â he deadpans, â "Yeah, I fought one last Tuesday. Now go to sleep."
đĨ - The friendship bracelet Incident
âĸ Ones of knotted friendship bracelet*somehow* ends up wrapped around Flambaeâs wrist after a particularly clingy day. He rolls his eyes but doesnât take it offâeven during missions. When Robert raises an eyebrow, Flambae snaps, â "What? Itâs tactical "
If the regressor draws him a picture, he aggressively tapes it to the Z-Teamâs fridge with a warning: " Touch this and I incinerate your snacks."
