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Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! Youâve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations⌠You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, Iâve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh⌠Bryan, Iâm so proud of zem⌠Iâm going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... Iâll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-
I literally have no context for this and itâs fucking me up.
I donât know how but this post is funnier in night mode
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@bowan
How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy whoâs job it is to destroy plastic
This is cinema actually
THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHEâS A WIZARD THEYâRE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.
ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.
THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDNâT COUNTER HER SPELL
So for y'all who don't know, Everclear is some serious shit. Your typical hard alcohol is gonna range from 30-50% alcohol by volume. Your vodkas, rums, and gins will sit around the 30-40% range with whiskey and bourbon being closer to the 50% mark. Everclear? Everclear is at a minimum 60%, the good news is that bottle is thankfully the minimum 60%. (You can tell by it being 120 proof, to get percentage you just halve the proof.) Everclear is grain alcohol and not flavoured, so it's pure; unadulterated alcohol taste in that bottle. And, the amount she poured in to that tin based on ratio basically turned the concoction in to citrus flavored paint thinner. Everclear is the stuff you like, get to spike a big punch bowl of something, not usually something you use in a cocktail.
I love the clarification because I know nothing about alcohol!
Everclear used to come with a warning on the bottle to make sure you store it in a cool place, refrigerated if possible, because if stored above a certain temperature it can spontaneously combust.
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one of my kids broke his leg so his favorite recess activity now that kicking balls over the fence is off the table has been hangman, except we call it frankenstein because my teacher doesnt like calling it hangman, and its all good until he wants to take over and be the frankmaster, because a game of frankenstein (hangman) run by a kindergartner who cant spell and doesnt know all his letters is a crapshoot, except for the fact that every single time without fail his phrase is "dog eats," but he doesnt know how to spell "eats" so that part is different every time, but if he realizes youve caught on that the phrase is Dog Eats theres a 50% chance he will start improvising, and its in gods hands from there on out
@bowan
Man i feel really bad for the guy who wrote this article because the article actually manages to raise a very very very good point but the way the headline is phrased completely omits 95% of what they were trying to say
And because i know people wonât even bother to click and check the article itself iâm gonna screencap it, itâs fairly short, give it a read:
tl;dr: the articleâs point isnât âcorporate satire is not funny anymore as in âwe should stop making fun of corporationsââ, the articleâs point is âcorporate satire is not funny as in âitâs extremely depressing to live in a capitalistic hellhole and corporate satire aims more to poke fun at that without actually making you think about our world or giving you hope for a better future, and therefore itâs just lost its biteââ
every post in r/cats is like âthis is my outdoor cat Mr. Fluffybottoms, he was violently mauled by the neighbourâs dog/shot by a stranger/ate rat poison/hit by a car, but this is somehow not my fault for letting my cat free roam please give me fake internet points r.i.p sweet baby đâ
if only there was a way to prevent this
My family raised a clan of 15 outdoor cats. We fed them cat food on the porch, made sure there were warm places for them to sleep and took care of all the new kittens. Some of these kittens went to other homes, most of them were kept because there were six little kids pleading for them to stay.
They all lived happy lives.
Unfortunately, we lived in a state park that happened to have cougars, and cars traversing the area.
Three of them died by car or cougar and one caught rabies and had to be shot. We still have 11 cats wandering our property and being fed even though we moved.
Are you sure we are âNegligentâ because that seems like a fucking great life to me. Humans feed you, you can go wherever, and all your kids are taken care of in a warm box in a shed.
And its been sixteen years since we got the original group too.
Congratulations on supporting your local cougar population with free cats to eat, itâs good to see someone thinking of the wildlife đ
We're not leaving this gem to languish in the comments:
One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 đ and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that
#he still knew immediately who I was which was deeply funny to me bc I was 7-8 years old in 1997 #"yes that is my daughter who was apparently born in her 20s"
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Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost
The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction
The Dendera âlightbulbâ is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity
We didnât find âââcopper wiringâââ in the great pyramid either
Hatshepsut wasnât transgender
The gods didnât actually have animal heads
Hieroglyphs arenât mysteriously magical; theyâre just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)
The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasnât homogeneous
Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which are âthere is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicityâ
The carvings at Abydos arenât modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit
âNo soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!â is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad âbatteriesâ
While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didnât align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years agoÂ
The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved
The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum
Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is not responsible for its missing nose
Akhenaten was not a âhereticâ by contemporary standards
Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessorsâ buildings/reliefs and isnât really deserving of the epithet âthe Greatâ
The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)
While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didnât actually worship cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition
It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that
Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass
I canât believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On
Seth was not the god of âevilâ, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasnât completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies
Hats off to the few of you whoâre reblogging this with tags saying youâre going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.
Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:
Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids
Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt
Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt
Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt
Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization
Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt
Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt
Kitchen, K. A., The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt
Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)
McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt:Â Laundry Lists and Love Songs
Te Velde, H., Seth, God of ConfusionÂ
Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks
Excuse me please post ancient erotica link
hey itâs not my fault people keep reblogging the version without it!
very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they canât stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body thatâs going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that theyâll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know theyâre going to stick around as long as they will
âwhy are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone elseâ befriending you means theyâll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and theyâll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.
to pass through my gate u must answer my riddles three...
Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages
asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings
Hi this reminds me of the skyrim quest I always think about constantly.
It happens during the whole vampire questline. It's not related to vampires. I may misremember details so forgive me for that. But you have to go through old dwemer ruins and you meet the last living snow elf in Skyrim. You know, the snow elves. Who were enslaved by the dwemer and went blind and feral and still live in the ruins long after the dwemer are gone. The falmer is what they're called now. Here's the last one who's in their original form.
And oh hey, to get to where you need to go you have to take a path that's an old snow elf coming of age rite of passage. And he's going to take you through it and you're going to learn about this dead culture, this culture that was killed.
And now you've got what you came for and there's one way out. Now that you've learned what the falmer used to be, where they came from, what was lost because of the dwemer enslaving them, you have to go through a falmer village.
It's a narrow canyon lined with huts. There's no way to avoid it, in order to get through you have to kill them. They attack you because that's what they do to people invading their territory. You're invading their village. You have to kill them or they'll kill you. It's the only way out. You feel terrible.
If you stop to loot one of the huts on your way out you'll find a book full of unreadable text. Take it to the winterhold college and give it to the librarian and he'll tell you that it's a remarkable find because it's evidence that falmer have retained intelligence. They're not just mindless feral monsters. They have this book, they've kept this book even though they can't see. They have a culture. Maybe they still remember what happened to them. Maybe that's why they're so mad.
You just killed so many of them. You're going to have to kill many more.
Anyway.
Video game with no messages.
it's very frustrating seeing otherwise well-structured posts about media literacy and critical thinking bookended with statements about "nowadays", "nobody has literacy anymore", "this generation is so anti-intellectual", and the like, unquestioningly falling into better past fallacies.
Do we really think the 80s and its Satanic Panic were better at critical thinking? what about the 40s? the Victorian era? societies have always had problems with critical thinking and literacy, because most societies have dealt with propaganda, corrupt leadership, difficulty providing education (due to poverty or discrimination or other issues), and/or people who resist critical thinking (due to privilege or circumstance or what have you). we can criticize media trends without pulling a "well back in the GOOD OLD DAYS" about it.
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There's this thing where people will (correctly) identify a lack of something in a certain social sphere. And then. Sort of. Default to believing that the lack is due to internally imposed Censorship behavior from within the social group. And start trying to fix the issue by attacking people who aren't actually causing the thing. And then get frustrated that it's not working for some reason and accuse the people they've self appointed as Those In Power of hiding stuff or interfering with their efforts to uncover the truth of why something is being hidden.
And all the while the actual cause (structural context of this conversation) continues on.
Like I just think a good amount of people who call for kinks to be examined or whatever seem to have forgotten the state of the modern internet at large? Which is probably easier to do if you're not kinky or otherwise a group being targeted by this sort of censorship! But like. Homie you haven't uncovered a conspiracy, you've... noticed that things are bad. Structurally? Please just attribute it to that first.
In the sense of like. Yeah so if someone is talking about their kinks but doesn't "seem to have" examined the broader social positionality of them. According to you. That already might just mean they don't owe you that but frankly. Let's say they do. Let's say you are owed an explanation of why people are into what they're into, by default, and also you need to be allowed to check whether it's bad. Okay. So. You've noticed people will have a kink but not write essays about it where you can see.
Clearly nobody understands this needs to be spoken about! How dare! They're just telling me to fuck off! They're clearly hiding something--
Where. On earth. On the modern internet. Can someone "examine" their reasoning behind having a rape kink. In a way that's allowed and won't be inevitably reported to hell and back or at minimum subject to harrassment telling them to delete it. Where on earth are you even imagining that you "should" be finding the things you're allegedly looking for.
"nobody is talking about this I've discovered-" I suggest you. Check out a library. There's a whole field of beautiful research called sexology. It might be more cooperative than the Tumblr blogger who doesn't know you and also doesn't want to unleash structurally supported backlash against themselves just because you said so. Ya know.
People who work within a system: okay so studies show that the normal system works 90% of the time, but because itâs very bad when it doesnât work, weâve set up a process to manage those outliers. We need six well-trained workers to run the system 100% of the time without any serious incidents.
CEOs and politicians, every time: Well i just saw it go right twice in a row which means the normal system which you say works 90% of the time actually works 100% of the time. Weâre cutting the team down to one person pulling 18 hour shifts without breaks
If they even wait to see if it works once, it's lucky. If they care whether it works, it's astonishing. If they know how it works, it's fiction.
