writing is hard

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

clap. clap for fat gay women

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

i hope she's doing well.

popular high fantasy franchises looove having at least one visibly monstrous species that is like a vaguely racist caricature of a nondescript indigenous tribe with a mercenary culture of Honor and Battle and Only The Strong Survive etc etc

no adventurer ever comes across a village of big nonhuman creatures who live in the Untamed Wilds or belong to a nomadic civilization who are just like. chilling. they always have some kind of horrific stereotypical backwards culture thing going on like leaving their sick and elderly to die in the wilderness or doing supermisogyny on their women that the adventurer has to intervene on. and its like the mcu villain ass "they had good intentions but they went too far" narrative thing where you cant point this out without someone being like so you think its good that the orc society is doing supermisogyny 🤔and its like well no but you see a writer wrote the supermisogyny so the hero would have a good reason to invade the secluded tribe and teach them his value system and rescue the strangely sexy orc woman whose character design mysteriously conforms to human beauty standards when the guy orcs dont so he can free her from her life of savage orcish supermisogyny and give her a life of civilized regular misogyny.

actually dont know why i specified fantasy when scifi loves doing this too. perhaps all genre fiction is still struggling to get out from under the influence of the early 20th century pulp adventure novel.

Just spent 45 minutes researching what a specific street in a city smells like in october so i could write the word "damp." the word is in the final draft. it is doing its job. it cost me 45 minutes and a mild obsession with historical weather records. worth it. the word is perfect. you would not believe how hard i worked on that word.

The fact that antisemites are using the word "noticing" and "noticing patterns" as dogwhistles is annoying because I do actually notice a lot of stuff, patterns included, and one of the most obvious patterns I've noticed to date is that all antisemitic rhetoric makes no sense if you think critically about it for 5 seconds. Often less

A TERF liked this post so I just want to clarify that another pattern I've noticed is the massive overlap between anti-trans rhetoric and antisemitic rhetoric

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.