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Also sometimes you and your friend are both in Torment Mazes, different ones, and while yours is way hotter, you know that your friend's has just so many more rusty nails than yours does, and so you and your friend vent to one another about your respective Torment Mazes and sympathize in a way that makes very clear that it's not a Torment Maze Olympics, there is no competitive element about whose Torment Maze is worse, and you both just genuinely wish the other to be freed from their Torment Maze as soon as humanly possible

You all know and love "whumpee presents themselves to caretaker for a punishment that's not coming" now get ready for "whumpee takes their punishment into their own hands and unintentionally traumatizes caretaker"

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

You see I draw and post all this soulful ass ship art of unpopular pairings and will continue to do so because. One day there will be someone who will watch/play [thing] for the very first time. They will have no prior exposure to the fandom. They will think, on their own, that [unpopular ship] is nice. They will look [unpopular ship] up and find my one of a kind, absolutely wicked freaking goldmine. I will feed them for decades. It is entirely possible. I might be suffering right now, but THEY won’t be. I’m doing this for you too, hypothetical future person…

if you, like me, are hesitant to enjoy what kinda sounds like "relaxes food standards" on the surface, I'm happy to report that this isn't "everyone can do what they want with your food supply without oversight" but rather a case where in NYC you had to have a permit to sell food and a second, superfluous permit to sell frozen desserts. This action simply removes the need for the second permit, rolling it into the first permit in order to help small businesses. Yay!

they should invent a life worth livin— [touches my earpiece] wait what do you mean i have to do that for myself. that can’t be right

The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2

Big news: the week before last I met Prima, Trinity, and Setpus's brother Quintus

Recently had a run in with Hectare. She's very cute. Very bad at staying quiet during church

*flint voice* our golden age of piracy is collapsing

they should invent a me that can focus

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad