me: do I need to schedule around my CT scan next week? what if they have to sedate me and I can't drive afterward- me: ... me: I'm not a dog. I will probably be cooperative with the CT scan and not bite the tech.

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me: do I need to schedule around my CT scan next week? what if they have to sedate me and I can't drive afterward- me: ... me: I'm not a dog. I will probably be cooperative with the CT scan and not bite the tech.

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Sometimes you’re catching up on the Bear and then you switch to your other show from 2008 and baby Richie with bad hair is making computers explode
a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.
Visualizing the Campaign 4 PCs based on what tables they've been part of.
I wonder who the first PC to reach the center will be?
Randomly remembered when I was reading the outsiders in school and a guy lied to me with the fake spoiler that Two-Bit died in a chainsaw accident. Which is actually a sentence of all time.

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Hanahaki disease is a psychosomatic illness. It's a thing that your body does in response to stress over constantly repressing/concealing your feelings in settings with high background magic. It's like you've been ignoring pain for a long time and suddenly your vision starts going dark, because your affected body is just YANKING on random alerts trying to get you to PAY ATTENTION there is a PROBLEM. Yes the flowers do really exist. So do non-magical psychosomatic symptoms. The flowers aren't special.
This does of course open up the trope to options for non-romantic concealed feelings. Which I think is great. There is something viscerally satisfying about the person who seems so outwardly chipper coughing and hacking and spitting up Depression Flowers so now everyone has to know they're hurting. Isn't there?
Hanahaki, but it's a child that feels neglected by their parents.
Hanahaki, but it's someone whose friends have started ghosting them.
Hanahaki, someone's wife is cheating on them.
Hanahaki, the disease that gives you three options: confront your feelings, destroy the love you hold for someone or perish choking on roses.
The redundancy service doing each part of my claim in turn is theoretically helpful because they want to get me money sooner but in practice they said I don’t deserve holiday pay and now I’m going to have a panic attack about what I do if they try to say I don’t deserve my actual pay
Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do
Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.
the fact that they didn't have Brennan "Sam Riech has found a novel way to punish you for doing your best" Lee Mulligan on the latest episode of Game Changer where you HAVE to lose to get the win condition was shocking to me.

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hey did anyone else notice that calendars are starting to say we’re over halfway through the year. that can’t be right
Being blocked by someone doesn’t matter until you notice you’re blocked by virtue of seeing their ghost (ironic considering who blocked me) and now you’re like hm. What Did I Do
ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME
Big fly in the kitchen really making me understand that one breaking bad episode
opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

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*looks in the mirror* you’re on thin ice
12 years ago I made a vine that went viral on social media with my then 1 year old cat… and after many requests over the years, it's time to do a follow up!
So here we are! Yama the cat and Kdin the human 12 years later. Yama is still the same, and I've uh… changed a lot!
To answer some questions in the reblogs...
YES! That was me 12 years ago, I made this vine along with the Luigi-Board Vine, and a few others that went around quite a bit.
YES! It is the same cat! He was 1 year old in the original vine and he's 13 years old now! He's super healthy, very active for his age, and loves to cuddle.
YES! My boobs are natural, 9 years of Estrogen and 8 years of Progesterone will do that to ya~