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pluggedintosaverockandroll

they should invent a me that can focus

ultraviolet-eucatastrophe

Love my Creature #mycreature

#the motion blur makes him some sort of cosmic horror #perfect <3

adobe-outdesign

a new Wimpod card just got announced and I'm starting a collection called "back up from the camera bro what are you DOING"

horseproductions

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

horseproductions

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necromancelena

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

necromancelena

the hole isnt even that bad

level1cleric

you know what's good? 1st form basic dragon pokemon

theyre just so baby. and a lot of them are ready to bite you

some of them aren't ready but not for lack of trying

level1cleric

HONORARY MENTION: TRAPINCH

basic first form pokemon of a two-evolution line

final form of the evolution line IS a dragon type

ready to bite you, will do so

can learn hyper beam

1five1two

Leopard Figurine. Mesopotamia. c. 3300-2900 BC.

eternalgirlscout

so called "free thinkers" when hi 1 quastion

pitbolshevik

the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"

pitbolshevik

mercedes watching their car do this: huh. maybe we're not good at endurance racing.

pitbolshevik

my tags were correct, it did in fact do it twice

mothcrumbs

alldragonsaregood

identifying-dragons

fat dragons (upcoming)

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softserveseal

#ideal form

chongoblog

Listen, I completely understand why it was an issue for some people, but I still think that naming the original release of Deltarune “SURVEY_PROGRAM.exe” was really really funny

chongoblog

abandoned-quiche

also when you opened it you had to agree to the end user license agreement, which just said "YOU WILL ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS FROM NOW ON." and when people on twitter told him their antivirus was flagging it as a threat, he posted a "fix" that was just a screenshot of the windows defender popup with the "run anyway" button circled

tobyfoxmademeascaly

#it's like taking candy from an unmarked white van#and the candy is wrapped in tinfoil and printer paper and the ingredients list just says ''dude trust me''#but you know that guy is a chocolatier and made the best damn truffles you ever tasted so you take the free van candy anyway#and it turns out that it is pretty good candy that this guy was just giving out for free (from yardsards)

lizardho

Ok, so, bottom surgery recovery is going ~splendidly~ tbh, I’ve been off opioids basically all week, she’s healing well, she even looks pretty which at under the one-month mark is making me feel pretty optimistic. The only problems it’s giving me are that sometimes if I see something really gross it makes my body feel like it’s trying to suck itself inward from my vagina, like a black hole generated by the power of “ew ew ew,” and that healing is really tiring so I’m like…always sleepy. But tbh most of bottom surgery recovery has been peaceful, I’ve had a lot of time to do some self-reflection (which I hate, doing my own therapy as a patient suuuuuucks), BUT, I do have one funny story:

Right as I wake up there’s a nurse there who hustles over and says he’s glad he saw me wake up and tells me he’s giving me some pain meds and then he gives me IV Fentanyl and so I go from like “Ow ow ow ow awake awake awake” to “ooooooh fuck I’m floating on clouds made of rainbows” in like 6 seconds and so I was pretty out of it. The hospital had all the recently-post op patients all in one big-ass room, and they see patients for ALL sorts of surgeries, so I was next to an old guy who got his knee replaced on one side and some young 30-something dude with some kind of mechanism on his leg. So I asked him what happened since I was high as fuck and feeling kind as a result, and he said he broke his leg hiking off-trail when his leg went down a literal rabbit hole and snapped his shinbone. I say something like “damn dude that blowssssss” while giggling because I’m high as FUCK on actual fentanyl and he’s like “Yeah, for real, I’m feeling great right now though! What about you? What are you in here for?”

And I fully was not thinking like a person, I was thinking like a fentanyl-addled tgirl so I just go “Oh, haha, they cut my dick off!”

And he just kinda stops and is like “Hah-WAIT what? Why?” and I was trying to think of an acceptable answer to tell this cis guy because it’s dawning on me through my drug-induced haze that not everybody wants their penis gone and before I can think of a response two nurses just came up and…wheeled him away. Idk where to, and I don’t think he did either, because he kept looking back at me and frantically asking the nurses where they were taking him and I never gave him an adequate response so he probably thought he was gonna get that “Transgender for Everyone” shit before he was probably actually delivered to whoever his ride home was.

redstonedust

you can gain a reputation for being good with money by just being kind of boring. i don't like alcohol i don't like weed i don't go on dates i don't travel i don't try new food and ive been playing the same video games for 5 years. and my savings? heh. well i just bought a new jacket #my jacket.

#and yet somehow i’m still bad with money despite being so boring most of the time #I try to be less boring and instantly the money vanishes </3

sproingusblogging

I can even be a png cutout

i-give-animals-cigarettes

you can even smoke cigarette

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Finally saw the scene I saw on tumblr to finally make me watch taskmaster (Ania running away from her tether and making a noise like a small cat) (I don’t know what that one did it for me but here I am :3)

#taskmaster

fineiguessimintowhump

you know how, 'going to their room' is a thing people in healthy relationships do when arguing? as a... healthy way to calm things?

caretaker going to their room because they notice they're a bit upset vs whumpee for whom That Has Never Been a Good Thing.

either pleading at their door begging forgiveness because they're not angry, please, they're not going to do that to caretaker, please just come out -

or. waiting in fear for whatever punishment caretaker is devising in their room. doing chores and being very quiet and Behaving Extra Well bc that's what they're used to.

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