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[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

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you should obsess over that rarepair right neow
Have you talked to him for more than a few minutes?
Yes, he has like a... Well, how many minutes is more than a few?
Greater than 12.
No, I don't think hit 12, but it's been three to five, a dozen times.
Yeah, he's solid in the three to five, I get that. Anyone's great in three to five.
Not Ethrand Tachonis, is not.
Campaign 4, Episode 26 - Council of Heroes
Time to crash after friends time except I have dnd tonight so the crash has to be postponed and then in two days I have to do school work again
Kattigan is so horribly awkward in all ways, i want to do mundane things to him just to see what the fuck goes wrong. i wanna send him to the grocery store.

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Critical Role: Campaign Four Episode 28: Chasing Shadows
Taking in the arts
The [OG] Schemers, Soldiers, and Seekers, but drawn as pokemon đş
Whumpee has only ever experienced sex as a painful, violent assault, so when they're hanging out with some friends and hear one of them tease someone they're gossiping about for apparently crying during sex, Whumpee is confused. Who wouldn't cry? It hurts. But when Whumpee says this to the group, suddenly they are the confused ones because "That's not normal Whumpee. What the fuck kinda sex have you been having?"
one the others is smirking, raising an eyebrow like they think it's a joke - like whumpee is doing some kinky stuff and playing innocent about it. but friend doesn't think that's it. whumpee's face isn't full of mischief or innuendo. they just look... uncomfortable and confused. it hurts, they'd said. about sex. sex hurts. who wouldn't cry?
like that was normal. like they had experience, and that experience involved pain. enough pain to cry.
"why are you looking at me like that?" whumpee asks. they seem embarrassed, like they regret saying anything. "does nobody talk about that part? we were talking about sex before, why are you... stop looking at me like that!"
"what do you mean it hurts?" friend asks. they wave the others quiet. they're not helping. if whumpee thinks they're being judged, this is just going to get worse. "do you mean like-"
"i mean every time i've had sex it's been painful and horrible and i've just gritted my teeth and got through it! and now you're all looking at me like i'm crazy, and it-"
"you're not crazy," friend says. they feel bad for interrupting, but whumpee was starting to breathe quick and shallow. "i just- we're worried. it's not- unless people talk about it first, and they want that, it's not supposed to hurt. if it hurts. you should talk to the person you're sleeping with so you can figure out how to make it better, so they can touch you how you want."
whumpee laughs. it's sudden and sharp. "how i want? that's not how it works. if it was about what i wanted, it wouldn't happen at all."
a cold chill of realization sweeps through the small group all at once.
Ok but consider, whumpee being rescued/escaping and realizing the world has moved on without them...
Their partner/spouse has started seeing someone else, believing whumpee to be dead. Bonus if the new partner is less "damaged" than whumpee, making them feel even worse about what happened to them.
Their apartment/house is occupied by new inhabitants, potentially leaving whumpee homeless.
Their place of employment simply replaced them with a new hire, and whumpee has to find a new job with a huge gap in their resume, depending on how long they were tortured for.
Their friends have all moved on, perhaps even finding a new friend to replace whumpee.
Their family has converted their bedroom into a storage room, and maybe even gave some of their things away, believing they weren't coming back.
Their favorite restaurant/coffee shop/bar/etc. has closed down, and whumpee can't even go there for their favorite food/drink after being tortured for so long.
Oh yeah and add all the trauma from being actually whumped :)

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If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:
- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course
- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison
- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries
- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open
- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track
- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicksâthe guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire runâcame in first place
Why is sleep so impossible
everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy
stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment
Bad at being a good person forever
my disservice dog is trying to lick the salt off my mall pretzel
so my favorite boba tea kiosk in the mall was completely gone just a patch of empty floor which is very sad BUT I got this adorable pokemon stationary at a store that just opened up in the old joanns so I think we can call this a successful outing
OP sorry to crash your post but was your favourite boba kiosk the boba yaga thing???
As in, from this post that's been going around?
đŹ 273  đ 26558  â¤ď¸ 29393 ¡ SMALL UPDATE ¡ Still haven't heard back from the unemployment office, but a few days ago I ended up telling this
yeah so fun fact when I saw that post last week(?) I went ha ha what if that's my local mall. what if that's my favorite boba place at my local mall. sure looks like mall floor. but that's silly because all mall floor looks like mall floor! there's so many malls! there's no way it's my mall!
turns out
it was definitely my favorite boba place at my favorite mall. I sent op an ask with this photo when I was leaving the mall earlier (I don't think they've seen it yet but I was astounded)
you guys would all have loved my (not on tumblr) spouses reaction when he went "oh no the kiosk is gone" and I immediately said LOST JOB FROM TUMBLR?!?
we went to a different tea place by the new store in the old joanns building and I read him the whole saga aloud while we sat and had our drinks

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if a dragon wants to cuddle you you donât really have a choice btw
oh? youâre squirming free? nope. big heavy dragon claw pinning your arms above your head. full dragon weight on your body holding you down. warm soft loving sleepy dragon licks just so youâre aware
as much as i poke fun at âtumblr prose,â i will acknowledge that sometimes when youâre writing and youâre really in the groove, youâre really feeling yourself, youâre on your capital-a Author shit, and you write a line that makes you go, âoh yeah, this is the Good Shit. this is so Subtle and Says So Much. this is Characterization. this is Themes and Motifs. you could write a whole essay about this one line. the master of the craft strikes again!â and then a month or whatever later when youâre editing you read over it again with post-write clarity and you realize you wrote some real âpeople die when theyâre killedâ bullshit