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I really like when the double decker bus passes through low-hanging tree branches. Very immersive (<in a tree)

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

Um, YES?

I think they already are

The disposable aluminum bodies they put on monsters trucks are kind of like lingerie if you think about it... Thin, decorative more than functional, meant to come off... We all know wrestling is theatre, but Monster Jam is burlesque.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

I need to duel someone to the death and then push them against the ground with my blade against their neck and then realize I can’t go through with it and kill them because I love them too much. And then I need to get up and turn around and walk away and then stop and cough up a bit of blood and stare down at the blade protruding from my chest

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Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out