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okay okay I knooooowwwww vampirism probably fixed William’s eyesight but like. What if it didn’t though. What if spike just refuses to wear glasses because he’s a stubborn idiot.

Obsessed with how many people in the notes have pointed out why this is probably true lmao (Dalton, Angel wearing reading glasses in the comics, Spike holding documents at length to read them as if he’s farsighted). Like I was joking what do you MEAN I’m probably right.

saw a post rightfully complaining about the fantasy trope of the petite/agile fmc’s weapon of choice being a dagger, considering that most serious styles of dagger-based combat are literally just wrestling where the winner gets to stab the loser. however i will point out that there are many historical traditions (i’m very familiar with east asian instances of this, and i seem to recall some european ones as well) of noblewomen carrying daggers or wearing big heavy hairpins designed to stab SO THAT they can commit suicide and die with spotless honor if threatened or captured. so if a woman’s primary weapon is a dagger, it means she’s been handed the premodern equivalent of a cyanide tooth and decided to get absolutely fucking jacked to make it everyone else’s problem

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

'ey boss, i heard polyamourous tony got anodda wife, do we gotta kill dis one too?

boss.... da new wife has 'er own polycule... and boss, i don't think we can kill' all of dem. it's da new joisey greater lesbian 'cule boss, we ain't got enough firepowa to take 'em all out...

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement