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So disappointing when I unmute a video of animals and there's stupid music when I hoped the animals might be going eep.
Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally
if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point
One thing I'm really enjoying about the current series of Taskmaster is the way the contestants seem to have decided that they're competing against Alex instead of each other

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it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, ābut I am le tired⦠well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILESā even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internetĀ
tbh i still start sentences withĀ āhokay, soā at least 3 times a dayĀ
same, aggressively so. I also still useĀ āwtf, mate.ā
#i have no idea what this is referring to#but iām relieved to know iām not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to meĀ (x)
OH MAN
LET ME LEARN YOU A THING
who doesnāt think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?
Iāve reblogged this before and will doubtless reblog this again because MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO IN 2002/2003 THAT WE COLLECTIVELY BANNED ANY MENTION OF IT EVER AGAINĀ
AND YET
WE ARE NOW GROWN-ASS ADULTS IN OUR THIRTIES
AND IT STILL GETS QUOTED FROM TIME TO TIME
I HAVE THE WHOLE THING MEMORISED
TO THIS DAY, MY MOTHER REGULARLY SAYSĀ āBUT I AM LE TIREDā BECAUSE OF A VIDEO I SHOWED HER IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL
THIS IS AN ICONIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS
my wife and I still regularly sayĀ āhokay soā,Ā ābut I am le tiredā andĀ āand some big meteorās likeĀ āwell fuck thatā.ā Fucking iconic.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AND IāM SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST BECAUSE IāVE SEEN IT NOW AND I CANāT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING
God how has it been that long
Happy Anniversary to this twenty year old flash epic!
You HALLOWEEN Miette?
You wear her costume like the Trick-Or-Treaters?
the b in lgbt stands for baldurs gate 3
trying to get a friend to ask out a guy that he likes . with mixed results
heās broke as hell and he needs his oat milk iced coffee
blinded by the Little Treat high
the movie really undersells the fact that frodo spent half a year planning to make his departure from the shire as inconspicuous as possible and merry and pippin and sam saw him doing that, figured out he was leaving the shire and that it had something to do with bilboās ring, and then spent nearly as long preparing to go with him. icons
worth nothing to people who havent read the books: they didnt tell him they were planning to come with him until the very last minute when heās finally about to spill the beans, and merryās just kind of āyo frodo you have the worst poker face in the shire and you constantly walk around saying shit like āoughhh i do wonder if i shall ever look down this path again oughhwh woeā out loud for everyone to hearā and frodo just sits there like
AND and. frodo's like don't try to stop me from leaving!! i must go!! and the girlies are like SILLY BILLY we mean to go with you!! and he's like NO NO you don't get it i'm probably gonna DIE!! and they're like no no YOU don't get it we KNOW!! you think we'd let you march off to your doom alone??
okay but don't forget fredegar "fatty" bolger...the one hobbit who was like "I see you're going on some sort of quest...have fun with that, I'll stay here and housesit" and then the freaking NAZGĆL come visit while he's housesitting
Me, ready to remind everyone about Fatty Bolger: I knew there was a reason Adib and I are friends.
But seriously, my boy Fredegar volunteered to deal with nosy Brandybucks and MAYBE Lobelia, and ended up with a Nazgƻl drop in and then got thrown in jail for resisting Saruman.
#TRUE FRIENDSHIP#from everyone including Fredegar#who managed to ESCAPE the Nazgul#by running out the back door#he stayed behind in Frodo's house as a DECOY and it WORKED#time the Nazgul didn't know Frodo had left the Shire was lifesaving#they made it to Rivendell by the skin of their teeth as it was#a couple extra hours *mattered* - from @cygnahime
he wore Frodo's clothes for this which probably made no difference given the data the Nazgul had to work with but it sure does show his commitment to the body doubling bit

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idk what they were going for but this sounds like a dril-tier shitpost
Iām exactly the demographic where, for me, puberty coincided almost exactly with the arrival of the internet |Ā MAE MARTIN: SAP (2023)
This. This is my millennial experience.
Come watch Galavant we have:
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss (Evil)
Toxic Masculinity
Would-Be Allies in the Class War
Sid
Mansplain, Manwhore, Malewife
Jester who Cucks the King and Lives
This Guy
The One True King To Rule Them All
Tad Cooper
thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

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One of thoseĀ āpick two pillsā things but itās things I actually want
(Soundwave voice) LAKE SUPERIOR
REPUBLICANS INFERIOR
Can't believe nobody has added the thrilling sequel:
Hello 911 I just witnessed two entire murders