Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities.

you’ve considered the shrimplications but….. have you prawndered them….,,,..,,..

I find it very amusing how much people are like "no free feet pics" and like, censor out their feet lest someone be turned on as if every single aspect of the human body isn't attractive for someone.

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

why did this get unearthed i dont even remember making this what the hell is this i hate this why did i make this who brought this back from whatever depths of hell it was in

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you