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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

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The 16yo has decided he's going to play football this year, too. Practice starts tomorrow at 6:30 am, so I have to wake up at 5:30 to make sure he's up.
I mean, fortunately I can go right back to sleep, but ughhhhh. Being a sports parent can really fucking suck sometimes.
seeing carter hart cry after costing his team the cup really is the highlight of my year
hey. dont cry, ok? vgk got shut out at home in an elimination game during the stanley cup finals ❤️
I already loved Brandon Bussi for shutting down Vegas, but after his post-game, I love him even more. He had me in tears. New favorite non-Lumberyard goalie.

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I was very pleased with my "Dad joke" response. Neither of my parents acknowledged my quick wit. Boo.
under US law, it's illegal for anyone who's not a member of a recognised native tribe to own an eagle feather. the penalty is a $100,000 fine.
14 years ago when I had recently moved to Alaska, I went hiking with an Aleut friend, and she pointed to a feather lying on the ground and said "hey that's a bald eagle tail feather, you should grab it!" and I was like "uhh I'm very white and that's very illegal" and she went "they're fuckin everywhere up here man. I have 20." so she grabs it off the ground and hands it to me and says "there, now it's a ceremonial gift from an indigenous person."
and I'm like, okay, cool, I guess this is how we do things in Alaska. nice.
so I keep this bald eagle tail feather around for years. display it in my home among other cherished memorabilia from places I've lived and visited, etc.
on a whim, I have just now looked it up. there is no exemption to that law for a ceremonial gift from an indigenous person. the last 7 years I lived in the US, I was technically a bald eagle poacher.
probably a good thing I don't intend to move back there anytime soon. I wonder what the statute of limitations is on bird crimes.
@freedomisscaryshit I'm fucking dying I think you forgot the word "feathers" in your tags?? or do you just wish you could grab whole ass eagles that land in your yard??
As an Indigenous person, it continues to astound me that there are such strict laws (written by White people) in our name, laws against...picking up things just found on the ground. Like, stop pretending this is "for" us. We don't want this.
so, for clarity, that's not what this is. the law against possessing feathers is an anti-poaching measure, derived from a North American treaty protecting certain migratory bird species from hunting. that treaty has an exemption for indigenous people to allow tribes that use eagle feathers in ceremonial or religious practices to continue doing so.
i used to collect feathers (illegally) as a teenager and the thing is that it's incredibly important for feathers from wild birds to be illegal to possess because it ensures that they never become fashionable to wear. the reason we passed the migratory bird act was because the american and european fashion industry was driving species to extinction in a timespan of years. not just decades. the ecological devastation of exporting birds for hats was absolutely insane and people were watching wetlands and forests and meadows just empty out in realtime. look at the wikipedia article for the plume trade.
the law against 'picking feathers up off the ground' means that you can't go shoot an eagle then sell the feathers on etsy by saying you 'just found them'. you can't own them no matter where they came from, which makes sure that they're not going to come from any birds killed and then secretly disposed of.
these laws, as harsh and ridiculous as they seem, saved flamingos, spoonbills, egrets, and all kinds of hawks and eagles from extinction. the minute these laws weaken and people can make money off killing them again, they're fucked.
this is one of those "no actually this regulation exists for a reason" laws much like work place safety and building fire codes (that Republicans keep trying to roll back) and is written in blood just like them as well. it's just not human blood this time, and the fact that people actually cared enough about long term future over short term profit to get it put in place is nothing short of astonishing. That it didn't get put in place in time to save several species is heart breaking.
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i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
#neuroerotic has a certain ring.

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the clanging of his armored ass cheeks brought down the walls of many a castle
Reddit user has cracked the code on how to read fanfic and study at the same time
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yes but now with added Blorbos
Plato's dialogues are literally his philosophy with added Blorbos. Socrates is his blorbo.
The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, October 18, 1916
ALWAYS get everything in writing
Also? If it is a contracted position, write down that you are not quitting but are concerned at the change in contract terms. If they wish to renegotiate your contract, you would be delighted to do so.
[Image ID: a reddit post on r/antiwork, by user Sea_Scheme6784 , timestamped as 18 hours ago. the post reads: "Got pulled into a meeting today with my boss, and was informed that I'll be required to come back to site permanently even though I was hired as a work from home agent. She asked if I had any problems with that so I told her I don't have a car, and I live 30 miles away. Her response was to say "the company is not required to take into account your transportation needs." / Then she just hung up. I don't know what I'm going to do. / Edit: thank you all so much for the advice and kind words. I didn't expect nearly this many replies, trying to get back to everyone so apologies if I miss you <3". there is a comment/reply by user JetoCalihan , timestamped as 16 hours ago. "Here's the thing. They have not formally fired you and are currently hoping that you will no call no show at the in office position so they can say you quit and avoid any fault. Write an email politely saying "thank you, but as I was hired for a remote position and see no reason I can't continue to fully fulfill my role and duties from home." Then reject any and all calls. Email communication only so there is a record of it (or if you're in a one party consent state you can just record the conversation). Force them to admit on record they are firing you or making your position one you can not work for purely internal reasons. This will at least secure your access to benefits if/when they do actually fire you." /.End ID]
You're going to hear a lot about patriotism and freedom today, but remember this...

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the problem with not having watched anime growing up is that when I watch anime now I am suddenly assaulted with psychic blasts in which I recognize the source for all mannerisms and aesthetics of my peers
anime character: [does a gesture with his hand]
me: [involuntarily skyrockets backwards through time while screaming]
you guys I am having a fucking moment over here because I just started hunter x hunter and I am faced with the strong possibility that my old enemy from study abroad based his whole personality on one of the characters
is this how cosmic horror protagonists feel when they receive secret truths about the universe that unravel their sanity? because I don’t know if I can keep mine burdened with the knowledge that I spent six months of my life violently beefing with someone who kinned this guy:
sorry for elevating the tags op im trying to reconstruct this scenario in my minds eye.
literally the first day I met him I was like “this guy talks and acts like he’s trying to be an anime villain” and somehow it didn’t occur to me that he was trying to be a specific anime villain.
he’s the guy from this post in which I really downplayed just how fucking weird he was because it distracted from the point of the story but oh my god. I swear to god he quoted lines from the show. he kept his fingernails filed into sharp points for slashing damage. he thought suddenly appearing behind you and grabbing you by the throat was a really funny way to greet you. do you know how much psychic damage I am taking from this revelation? do you know???? after our first fight he brushed himself off and said “oh what fun that was!” in this stupid voice, even though I’d kicked his ass. I can’t believe I thought I was maybe going to be murdered by an alcoholic hisoka kinnie. how do I un-know this.
hey! you’ll never guess what he’s up to now!
he works for the department of defense.