built different

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Enough of this. Now put on caramelldansen

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog

I don’t have rizz I’m just nice and weird

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything