evil + pure

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

How often do you have to go to a hibachi place before they get sick of your shit and stop doing the tricks and kick you and spit on you

at the gas station getting pisst off becasue they dont accept ogre coins

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

The grody knight sighd in his ugly armor

cop pulls me over little does he know my drivers license is written in elf hieroglyphics & blinds anyone who reads it

they’re calling it medfet summer and it’s sweeping the nation

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk