evil + pure

in elven culture it is considered a cordial greeting to silently reach out and pinch their nipples

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

Think i might be evil on par with draculas and nosferatus

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written