i know that you know that i'm not telling the truth 🗣️🗣

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

What happens after we die?

Chik-fil-le sandwich

Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

best tumblrtube adaptation i've seen ts is cinematic

he was fucking around with the occult (because of course) while working on a case and he wakes up like 3 days after cracking the case in the middle the night because he feels like he’s being watched and as he’s stalking around his house he sees the faintest figure at the end of the hall and is suddenly met with the worst headache of his life. turns out suddenly having the ability to communicate with the deceased has the side effect of said deceased lashing out, which manifests as pain.