i know that you know that i'm not telling the truth 🗣️🗣

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

wait one fucking second it is June 10th the time police lied to me

Also I’m queueing this for next year too. At the time of writing it is 9:35 am on June 11th

yeah okay ill reblog that

lil thang: lassie HAD those bandages on (i thought it looked cool) before the psych office incident. shawn just bit him so fucking hard that the pressure broke the skin through the bandages and the venom soaked through and got into the bite wound

As much as I like this, part of me wonders if someone started doing a dick in the snow and then thought, "Nah, I can do better."