出口はまだなの？

something either is or isnt happening to me

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

there's been a horrible almost accident at the hypervigilance factory