how do we come back from this?

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house