Swoodle McDoodle

in the TikTok robot lady voice

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

rock paper scissors but with women, me, and fish

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

'the moon is lonely because no one is awake when she is' the moon has hundredsofmillions of people with sleep disorders, partygoers, people with weird work schedules, people with new babies, people who have planned hangouts with friends in another timezone, people who just got into a new thing, etc etc etc etc to hang with every night ..

being nonbinary is sick as fuck but sometimes there is also the isolation

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thanks moot

You're welcome moot. I'd give you my liver if it was necessary, very few people are so deep into the handplates rabbit hole so 🫴🫴

* хех, так и есть :³

"Whose suffering?" "Yes"