Official Bird Wizard

due to the activation of the dark gem's power all animals are now 'hell animals' and have been moved to the enemy team

yeah u freaks up north look and sound exactly like this when u pretend that us southern queers are perfectly complicit in our own eradication - for the heinous crime of not living in a liberal population center.

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride