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this happened to my friends Jonathan and Thomas actually

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lykegenia

Me when it's sunny: I should not be made to work in these conditions, I should be out enjoying the world and maybe having a little treat

Me when it's rainy: I should not be made to work in these conditions, I should be tucked up cosy with a book and maybe having a little treat

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

akashicrecord

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

mousidy

oh, honestly I was planning on reopening the same wounds again and again and again and again and again and again and again

depsidase

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raylangivins

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

shiny-rhydon

yeah sure i'll reblog that

jewish-joy

I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

maimonideznuts

jewish-joy

@vangoggles THAT WHAT I WAS SAYING .

And I was finally on a shift with this guy. We were both sitting in silence because we had the ass-crack-of-dawn slot.

Over my coffee and twirling my Magen David necklace around my finger, I say "So. Ahmed. Ramadan.

And Ahmed over his energy drink, sighs - "don't you say shit about that."

jewish-joy

#what's the bet Ahmed was just asking for certain shifts during Ramadan and Boss got excited and was like “just take the whole ramadan off!”#“don't even worry about it! we support you! take the time you need!” I'm scheduled to work with him tomorrow morning so will find out then 🫡 .We're both STEM majors who use the early empty hours to study so I will report if I get more than a grunt out of him about it.

jewish-joy

another stupid-early morning, and between our respective course loads- him organic chemistry and me pathophysiology- I asked for the full story in how he got all of Ramadan off.

He sighed, and let me know that he did indeed try to explain to our manager that all he needed was to get shifts not around sunrise or sunset. But that in him explaining what Ramadan was, the plot very quickly got lost into this unhinged confusion where our boss was trying to google how people could survive an entire month without food or water.

So halfway through, he decided to pivot and go along with it, expecting less shifts in March because that's a difficult academic time anyway. Then, he had to keep a straight face when the end-product was the entire time off with paid leave.

So, now, he's in a hell partially of his own making where his boss genuinely believes he doesn't eat for a month and is trying to offer all non-Christian workers March off. I offered him time off for Hanukkah. He hit his head against the desk, and groaned.

ratcandy

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

#god PLEAAAAASE

soapydoll

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

soapydoll

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

thebigbiwolf

Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

thebigbiwolf

Would love to show y'all but yeah

thebigbiwolf

runcibility

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Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

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PAINTING, SCROLL BACK UP

mortimermcmirestinks

⚠ PAINTING ⚠ ⚠ SCROLL BACK UP ⚠

huffylemon

helloitsbees

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letmebegaytodd

Sewing pattern: this is NOT for beginners

Me, a beginner:

letmebegaytodd

okay but what if i believed in myself really really hard

letmebegaytodd

i sewed my first zipper yesterday i can do anything

letmebegaytodd

sewed through my finger, now i'm up-to-date on my tetanus vaccination!

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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

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something I very much needed to read today

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