advice that has literally saved and improved my life

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

Please always remember that you compete with customers who are violent, insulting, sexist, racist

Luke’s face is what makes this.

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do