advice that has literally saved and improved my life

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

the #1 thing I want IRL from video games is that RPG thing where you click on a bed and it's like "how many hours do you want to sleep for?" and there's a little slider and you pick how many hours and then you instantly go to sleep and stay asleep until the time is up and all your healthpoints come back

a lot of critiques of Youth Behaviors should take into account we now live in a world where said behaviors can be recorded, posted online, and be seen all over the world, and this was not always the case. not only that, but outrage drives engagement on social media, so you're more likely to come across inflammatory content. it kind of creates an altered perception of reality

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains