there's a head attached to my neck and I'm IN it

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

Let’s stalk a diamond mining ghost town with mama

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

Alive ecosystem. Peaceful bacterias

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

TIP: You can inflict PAIN OF THE SPIRIT on most ARTISTS, AUTHORS, and other CREATIVES by claiming some detail of their work is "LIKE HOMESTUCK"

cannot believe the word "hashtag" has entered back into my vocabulary. like sometime around 6 or 7 years ago one of my sisters and i had this terrible habit where we would say "hashtag [noun]" compulsively and it was getting to a point where we truly could not help it. it was bad. and that summer we went down to my grandmas house for a week which had 0 internet so we were on a media cleanse of some sort and we had made a pact to stop saying hashtag because it was completely polluting our diction and then like halfway through the trip we were talking and my sister goes "woah we've actually stopped saying hashtag" and i said "yeah im actually so impressed we're doing so good" and she said "yeah #selfcontrol"