there's a head attached to my neck and I'm IN it

i feel like scary standing water and i want to feel like a river or at least a creek

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob