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Listed on all o’ me legal documents.

Also, if available in your state: Plume is a trans run healthcare service that arranges HRT and keeps track of when you need bloodwork etc. All it took was a few intake forms, a video call with a doctor, and then I was prescribed hormones. Very simple. There is a 99 membership fee, but it takes care of all of your stuff in one place that was usually be multiple doctors. I recommend it.

This is big news!

info for my babies 💕

raise a cup for all the posts you couldn't reblog because someone added something abysmally stupid and the op's deactivated

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out

If a writer wrote this for an alien specie people would say they are pushing it too far but honestly nature is weirder than anyone can imagine

Please 👉👈

watch me get absolutely nothing in my inbox

That’s okay neither will I

👉👈?

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

::bows with a flourish::

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

Reblogging for the last gif

reblogging because YES

@newmainolddead

LOOK AT HER GO!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! SHE CAN DO A SALTO AND A PERFECT EYELINER!!!

holy shit she’s amazingly strong AND gorgeous???? fuck yeah

SMACK

no

This is why I love Tumblr.

two hours later i click reblog

five hours later i click reblog

It’s more fun if you move a quarter of a second before the cat does so it looks like it has a shitty reaction time

thank you