Hit me with the flap down, mired in the earthbound

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

Visual is of an artisan who, with the help of an assistant, is making an ornate tree sculpture roughly the same height as she is by twisting, weaving, braiding, curling, etc. a large quantity of fine copper wire. Some of the labor is done outdoors, and some in an office. She appears to also be using this video as an opportunity to showcase all her favorite outfits. Sound is electronic dance music with spoken refrain in a female voice repeating: "Ride the wave / Don't fight it / Don't, don't fight / Don't fight it / J-just" (worth noting the j-just sounds like Chinese words 这只是 which translate to "This is just" or "This is merely") at one point a male voice says "okay" and at another point a different male voice says "alright"

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[id: digital art of the tiger that says ‘rore.’ The next image a clay figurine of the tiger, with a cut out ‘rore’ speech bubble. /end ID]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.