The quickest means of work escapism

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

What do they do when something is mentioned in a "prose" bit that is an important detail they missed? Genuinely curious.

Always RB: because there is never enough love. And fanfic love is some of the purest.

There are not enough pieces of media. We’re partners comb each other’s hair. Every time I see it, I go absolutely feral. Why is it so rare? Am *I* the weirdo? 😭

Hair. Braiding. 😩 🙏🏻 😭

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

New shoes

unhelpful aubergines