I live in Your Backpack

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

Wait I'm one of the like top most reposted tumblrs on reddit and facebook?? "Curated tumblr" type communities share my posts like every other day? That's been a thing for years?!

people sometimes even edit screenshots of other people’s posts to make it look like it was one of yours. Because i guess reddit people pay attention to that shit?

yeah, that’s probably why. happens to a few others, too. have one or two posts go really big and people might think that can get more Reddit points if they put your name on other posts

Reposters on other platforms slap my name on unrelated posts all the time, too, presumably for much the same reasons. Sometimes it's not even a Tumblr post – it's just my Tumblr blog header crudely pasted onto a screenshot of a Facebook post, or some similar shit.

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

i threw poison in the water and the koi fish started fighting to see who could proudly gulp down the most

woah mama yeah they sure can be annoying. luckily I dont register on their radars due to my lil size

Something awfully weird happened to me a long time ago

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

the last anime girl oc with one angel wing and one devil wing has died in captivity