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Wendy Morgan

can you stop mocking christianity, it's so soo reddit

no

shut up pfpless newfag, this is between adults

very funny that the catholic 4channer is in here pretending to be better than anyone. imagine thinking the problem with carholosism is that they like women too much

God forbid you call catholics pagan Mary worshippers or say fag in the FAGS site. it makes you a cathanon!

Anyway i was never a Christian or lived in a Christian nation. tho i lurked 4chan a bit as a young lady to analyse rightists and now I'm on tumblr to observe the Other Side. nothing wrong with that

sorry for assuming your problem with South American catholic culture was about the blasphemy. good to know that post about Mary was just driven by hatred of women or people of colour. the chanspeak should have tipped me off on that one

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Wendy Morgan

can you stop mocking christianity, it's so soo reddit

no

shut up pfpless newfag, this is between adults

very funny that the catholic 4channer is in here pretending to be better than anyone. imagine thinking the problem with carholosism is that they like women too much

captain-price-returns

A real page on the White House website

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Deltarune Fun Fact:

Sometimes a girl will make a noise.

chaosbeforecatastrophe

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wheel-skellington

normally petty arguments about small cultural differences are whatever, its just what youre used to normally but

there is literally no advantage at all to a bag of milk and a designated milk bag pitcher

wheel-skellington

like if the milk MUST be in a bag for whatever reason, at least put a spigot on it like a bag of wine or those emergency water bags

wheel-skellington

i -really- need to clarify that the bag milk people would be much less annoying if they were just like ‘yeah its what im used to i like it’ but instead you bring up bag milk and they will each give you a different, imagined, and often conflicting personal reason why they are actually better

if one person says easier to pour, one person says more recyclable, and one person says efficient storage (especially if all three have an alternative that is better than both bags and jugs, glass) then you know that its cope and each reason is made up. (also i almost forgot that one lunatic who said it makes the milk expire slower????)

anyway recycling plastic in any form is a myth and the best milk experience ive ever had was rectangular and stackable glass bottles that are completely recyclable

We really had it right in the 40s with the milk man stuff

wheel-skellington

AND you could fuck the milk man!!!

And you could fuck the milk man.

#this is ignoring the purpose of the milk bag #it was easier to transport and the packaging was simpler so it was cheaper #back when that sort of thing would actually cause a product to cost less money #also similar: the spouts on cartons SUCK so if you didn't want to drink paper the bags were better #this is also not a factor anymore

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I love thinking about “lost episode” creepypastas from a production pipeline POV. I wanna be the guy who gets handed a script about a main character brutally dying with no actual plot and is like “Yeah sure. Greenlighted.”

“Everyone who watches this cursed Simpsons episode dies immediately afterwards” The storyboarder died on the spot right after they finished their work. Every single animator dies after they finish their cut, the studio just has to keep hiring new animators to replace the dead ones. They lost too much money already they HAVE to finish the episode that kills people.

jauntylittlefrillyboy

Oh man I can't believe I forgot. You know that post that was like "tell me what clothes you've bought because of a character" or whatever. I searched for ages to find an adequate white cable knit sweater because of Ransom's in knives out.

jauntylittlefrillyboy

It's a good sweater

jauntylittlefrillyboy

I'm putting this here bc I feel like it's information everyone needs. You can find it here.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I don't knit but that's hilarious because this looks like such a complicated pattern for a beginner

disaster-possum

Oh it is. There's at least three different styles of cabling. And more advanced cabling at that. That sweater would take me like a year to finish.

crossedwithblue

All the cabling is done the same way. You just need to read your knitting and keep track of which row you're on

itspronouncedtessa

No, but for real. Knitting is just loops. Cables? Spicy loops. Lace? Spicy loops. Color work? Multicolored spicy loops.

There are no levels in knitting, there are no exams to pass or goals to achieve before you can continue.

The Handsome Chris is a perfect beginner project. It's all one color, it's knit flat, you get to learn lots of new techniques all at once, but most of all it's engaging and you're working towards a goal you really like.

I would have impaled myself on my needles if I'd been forced to complete a Sophie scarf before I got to advance to something more "challenging" like a washcloth, or God forbid a ribbed hat.

My very first project was a self-drafted 11-strand intarsia double sided cable scarf, because I didn't know I wasn't allowed and that was what I wanted to make.

This attitude of mystifying certain fabrics as advanced really twists my stitches. I cannot do simple stockinette colorwork to save my life, but I can 3-color brioche without looking.

There are no levels in knitting.

Make that fucking Handsome Chris if you want to, it's a great sweater. Or start with the Sophie scarf if that's more your vibe. But don't ever think that knitting is hard.

derinthescarletpescatarian

You sound like me telling a beginner crocheter "nah the alligator stitch is easy for a beginner, it's all just double crochets!" (a real thing I have said to people picking up a crochet hook for the first time). I'm not saying you can't start with a complicated stitch I'm saying it's very funny when people do.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#I mean. knitting and crochet both just build onto very basic stitches#once you know the basics it’s short work to do those ‘harder’ stitches#you just gotta practice them!

"Once you know the basics" is my point. Beginners do not know the basics. I am a beginner knitter and let me tell you we're doing shit like "trying to remember how to cast on", "not dropping too many stitches and going on without noticing if you can help it", "trying to figure out how to keep consistent tension so the width of the project doesn't keep changing", and "trying to remember the difference between a knit and a purl because at least a quarter of these stitches are definitely backwards".

rappersdoingnormalshit-blog

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

whitegirlsaintshit

those are his hooves you bitch

professionalchaoticdumbass

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

whitegirlsaintshit

why the FUCK am i still on here

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

dragon-in-a-fez

single funniest entry in Star Trek predicting the future

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yourneighbortoasty

You Can't Go Back

yourneighbortoasty

an augmented woman stays behind on earth for custodial purposes after the planet is made uninhabitable for most humans. technically, this is incomplete because I didn't have the energy to depict that.

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Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

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They're inventing the perfect city, a Divine city, the Divine city, the City City. City: the City. What's past a Divine? The City: the City. City City is the next city to be built on Palisade. It's also the next City to be built on Palisade. City City is the future. City City is the Past (capital P). City City comes next. City. City City is the city. I imagine your Curtain folks could see this as the City City too. A city where City happens. A city where tomorrow is tuesday and today? It's Monday City! "City" is a verb in City City but "city"? In City City? City is a noun too. You're City. I'm City. Welcome, to City.

So, uhhh, that's what it is. If you don't understand that then i can't help you, so.

today is literally monday city btw

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

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