Eggs with tattoos ONLY

an augmented woman stays behind on earth for custodial purposes after the planet is made uninhabitable for most humans. technically, this is incomplete because I didn't have the energy to depict that.

They're inventing the perfect city, a Divine city, the Divine city, the City City. City: the City. What's past a Divine? The City: the City. City City is the next city to be built on Palisade. It's also the next City to be built on Palisade. City City is the future. City City is the Past (capital P). City City comes next. City. City City is the city. I imagine your Curtain folks could see this as the City City too. A city where City happens. A city where tomorrow is tuesday and today? It's Monday City! "City" is a verb in City City but "city"? In City City? City is a noun too. You're City. I'm City. Welcome, to City.

Colleague B: “….what’s a bishounen?”

Greek chorus of other queer scientists who are all 30 or 40 years old: [simultaneously jump in to offer assorted definitions of androgynous prettyboy anime guys, at increasing volume]

Colleague B, hopefully, after a lengthy and considerate pause: “…oh, like Hisoka? From HunterXHunter?”

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.