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underwaterfraulein

Paging @gothiccharmschool !

gothiccharmschool

FUZZY BABY!!!

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starfoozle

Colleague A at the queer scientist mixer: “….so before I knew I was a lesbian, I was always into bishounen. It’s part of the process —”

Colleague B: “….what’s a bishounen?”

Greek chorus of other queer scientists who are all 30 or 40 years old: [simultaneously jump in to offer assorted definitions of androgynous prettyboy anime guys, at increasing volume]

Colleague B, hopefully, after a lengthy and considerate pause: “…oh, like Hisoka? From HunterXHunter?”

Greek chorus of other queer scientists who are all 30 or 40 years old: “UH….. NOT QUITE,,,”

#they aren't wrong!#but also they are incorrect

void-drifter

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

sparkytheandroid

life feels exactly like this now

8-8-8-16

wembleyfragglesarchive

i’m losing my mind

wembleyfragglesarchive

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

avatardoggo

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

lizluvscupcakes

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

voidgremlinguege

DONT STOP ME NOW!

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sealsdaily

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

paxamericana

halleywars

Best sticker

goneturkdad-deactivated20191130

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

crabwalker

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

goneturkdad-deactivated20191130

@crabwalker Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

plank-boi

That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.

gorps

Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

powerburial

sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there

not100bees

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

#I'm scheduling this for 20 minutes from now so it'll be true #lemonade slushie 😍😍😍

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beyondthisdarkhouse

Your fave is problematic: Pyaari Edition

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kayliflower

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

doubleca5t

I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

doubleca5t

The worst part is the degree to which city people will aggressively fearmonger about crime while also bringing their dog everywhere. Bestie you're more than twice as likely to get sent to the hospital by a dog bite than you are by anything a human does the danger is coming from inside the house

doubleca5t

Statistically speaking, homeless people are far less dangerous than dogs but the average city liberal would kill a dozen homeless people to save a single stupid french bulldog it's so bleak I can't stand dog people

doubleca5t

Based on the replies to this post I am now convinced that "keep your damn dog at home" is a very much a silent majority position

doubleca5t

I'm in Vegas for the weekend and people have their got dam DOGS in the casino???? A DOG DOES NOT NEED TO BE IN A CASINO!!!!!!

doubleca5t

foone

Happy Aromantic Visibility Day!

#they may not like going on dates #but they smell pretty good!

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