Eggs with tattoos ONLY

the first and most important step is learning to stay calm when someone with authority tries to pressure you. take a breath, think about what you actually believe, and respond in your own time. if they try to brush past or talk over you, you can say "excuse me, can I think about that for a moment. I'd like to give you a proper answer." self esteem. you're both just upright monkeys.

> $50

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

> $50

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

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*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

you do not talk about my daughter

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

i can't believe they gentrified fun pizza. the one from that tumblr short story

the typical scenario i suppose

love the idea that all Paul McCartney wants in life is to be in a problematic dubcon agegap relationship with a fake journalist