Eggs with tattoos ONLY

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

DONT STOP ME NOW!

Best sticker

Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

Your fave is problematic: Pyaari Edition

I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

The worst part is the degree to which city people will aggressively fearmonger about crime while also bringing their dog everywhere. Bestie you're more than twice as likely to get sent to the hospital by a dog bite than you are by anything a human does the danger is coming from inside the house

Statistically speaking, homeless people are far less dangerous than dogs but the average city liberal would kill a dozen homeless people to save a single stupid french bulldog it's so bleak I can't stand dog people

Based on the replies to this post I am now convinced that "keep your damn dog at home" is a very much a silent majority position

I'm in Vegas for the weekend and people have their got dam DOGS in the casino???? A DOG DOES NOT NEED TO BE IN A CASINO!!!!!!

the concept of a kpop blog shaming a man for drinking a "girly" drink is SENDING ME

Metal Gear Solid's Raiden or "White Devil" of the "Small Boy Unit" (this is canon i am not making this shit up I swear to you)

Obama voice: so we made some child soldiers

i realise this probably isn't going to move the revolution forward in any meaningful way but i do think we gotta kill these guys first