decaying but still slaying

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

*hitting my brain with a rolled up newspaper* I am allowed to be annoying! I am allowed to be wrong! I am allowed to take up space! Not! Everyone! Has! To! Like! Me!

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

new chapter email in your inbox. oh! exciting! it’s an ao3 fic you’ve been following for years and years. that you’ve loved and commented on and you even found friends in the comment section. it’s the final chapter of an extremely long and plotty and funny and romantic fic. you open it. the tags have changed. suddenly it’s tagged major character death. that’s what watching the good omens finale felt like

your url shows what you want most in life

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

no matter how loud it is, the volume is never loud enough to truly appreciate iris by the goo goo dolls

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on