calling a 30 year old woman a washed up grandma doesn‘t make you appear witty or cool or edgy. it makes you sound just like male misogynists and hateful incels, a little bit like a snotty child as well. do better.
Caitlin and I are the same age. She is a footballer. As a footballer our age is old. Also, this is my blog. I’m not at her house saying it to her face. 
I didn’t disparage her personhood so to compare what I said (that she is old and hasn’t been playing well) to the frankly disgusting things the male misogynists say is ridiculous and childish of you. If you can’t see the difference then you need to talk to more people in real life who are older than 25.
I’m not trying to be edgy (maybe a little funny sure cos this is my blog and I wanna giggle) but if this is too edgy for you maybe following professional sports isn’t for you. These people aren’t our friends. We should want them to do their best and support the team and part of supporting the team is cutting dead weight.
