Aquarianisms

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

really really scary when i see a hornypost involving men actually

("tell me when the scary part's over" voice) when does she transition

the princess needs to lay on the floor for two hours. the princess needs to writhe

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

its really darkly funny that so many public figures keep dying "of cardiac complications after a brief illness" like wow y'all are Never ever going to say the word COVID huh.