Droink Woter

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

must suck being the kind of person who believes in magic but thinks it's evil. like your problem would be solved instantly by this one cool trick: magic isn't real dumbass

"don't play pretend magic or real devils and witches can corrupt your soul" oh okay. I think you should kill your pastor with a gun.

*Strict father figure in a coming of age movie voice*: I swear that boy is going to get himself jeff the killed one day