Droink Woter

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

must suck being the kind of person who believes in magic but thinks it's evil. like your problem would be solved instantly by this one cool trick: magic isn't real dumbass

"don't play pretend magic or real devils and witches can corrupt your soul" oh okay. I think you should kill your pastor with a gun.

*Strict father figure in a coming of age movie voice*: I swear that boy is going to get himself jeff the killed one day

“this is how you age when you’re unproblematic” NO! stop assigning moral weight to attractiveness! I am not hot because I’m a good person! I am hot because all of my friends are gorgeous! I’m absorbing their beauty! Like a vampire! Because I’m evil!

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability