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the second piece for @voicesfortheblade

cause phil's like still virtually immortal, right? cause of being married to the goddess of death and all that. and he hangs out with this guy. this guy who looks like a pig and fights really really well and constantly says the line "technoblade never dies", which is not only an indication of immortality but it's also in third person which makes it just so much more official. and his motto is 'blood for the blood god', which means godhood is implied. plus the thing with the potatoes. really, what's up with the potatoes. but immortals are weird, they have weird hobbies with all that free time. So clearly he must also be immortal, right?

come to find out he is actually worse off than anyone else by only having one canon life and has survived thus far purely because he is (ahem) doomsday-is-coming-tomorrow level prepared at all times. like seriously, why does this guy have so many supplies? are that many skulls really necessary? and what is with the potatoes? you actually have a limited lifetime why are you spending it on potatoes.

why would an immortal-possibly-also-a-god guy be hanging out with someone who's actually even less than what is considered mortal? did he just find him in a dumpster? who adopted who in this scenario? who picked who up by the scruff of their neck and went 'okay you're coming with me' and then left? either way it's odd.

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