anyways,

part of your twenties is shedding the idea of grandeur that your life would have and just savouring the simple joys of being

stupid bitches world wide 

The way Chris Fleming holds himself when he’s playing an Unlikable Cis Man character is like…… the perfect form of physical comedy

broooo i was kidding when i asked you to move to a rural italian village with me and start a new life lmao. deadass bro. unless…

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

I have no unique experiences apparently

Man sees crab for the first time.

what kinda life do you live where you know the word mollusc but not. the concept of a crab

a good life. a charmed life

dude/babe it’s the same thing

riverdale is the opposite of seinfeld

while seinfeld is a show about nothing, riverdale is a show about literally everything