the devil may or may not care

gonna get out of bed and invent a new revolutionary movement called lunchpunk

its still 1982 in amtraks heart

i have been on hold for forty minutes. the only other organization to ever subject me to this length of hold time is the louisiana state government

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie