the devil may or may not care

the first girl i ever had a thing with back in high school had a kinda bad reputation. promiscuous, batshit insane, willing to fight just about anyone, wild partier. all true btw but i saw these as positives lol. which made it all the cuter that when it was just us in my car driving around the poconos, she'd usually ask me to play one of the two train cds I'd stolen from my mother. she would BELT drops of jupiter out the open window of my horrible rusty subaru and it was so, so sweet to watch

we have these weirdly curved needlenose pliers at work which are for taking the wires off the cheese cutting boards and every time I'm congested and can feel a weird lump of congealed snot high up in my sinuses i do think about sticking those pliers into my skull

i have little bluetooth earbuds and one of them, the right one, has been through the washer and the dryer. twice. when there is no audio playing through it, it makes a sound like tinnitus. still works tho. sound quality fine. the left one has not had any such abuse. when it's little battery starts losing a charge, it goes from 100%, to 60, to 30, to 10, and then it powers down. the right earbud, however, goes from 100% to 10% and there is exactly zero in between. and when i put the right ear bud on to charge, it "fills up" in less than three minutes. this thing is gonna explode in my ear and jfk me isnt it