the devil may or may not care

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

ive been in a car, on a bus, on a train, and now a boat today

make that THREE ferries!

That circled pencil on this app be calling me like a needle calls a junkie

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

seemingly everyone on my mom's side of the family has an issue where you say "I'm gonna go over here now" and they say okay and then they just keep talking to you like you're still within earshot and then when you go "what?! I'm over here now! i can't hear you!" they're surprised and annoyed

not excluding myself here btw. i regularly hear alice say she's going outside, do not process it whatsoever, and continue talking into the kitchen like she's there