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I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

every time i see footage of silent hill 2 or 3 i am grimly reminded of how the facial animations in both those games are still better than anything Todd Howard has ever produced. its absolutely astonishing how verisimilitude and life in CGI is entirely dependent upon the skill of the animator and how much their dumbfuck producers will actually let them show it. the NPCs in the Oblivion remaster AND Starfield are looking somewhere over one of your shoulders like 60% of the time theyre talking to you, while simultaneously making randomly-pathed series of grimaces and slowly raising and lowering their eyebrows in a way human facial muscles arent even capable of. its gross

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

its called Freeway Park and while it is one of the most interesting single examples of Brutalism in the united states and im proud of it, it is so poorly designed in terms of public safety that it has been renovated twice(?) but continues to be geographically troubling, as its design has facilitated a lot of murders over the years. it was the subject of a funny but gruesome article in the STranger in 2002 called Topography of Terror. the city doesnt keep official tally of how many murders or assaults have happened IN the park but two men in their 30s were stabbed nonfatally during a robbery there earlier this year, for example.

Suspect that building mazes is perhaps not conducive to public safety, outside of minotaur isolation scenarios.

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

we're all obsessed with material conditions until a trans guy exists and then what really matters is his male soul and the body it might hypothetically have in any number of situations that are not reality and have no bearing on it. "if trans men were cis they'd be cis men" "if trans men were cis they'd be cis women" it literally does not matter because we're not fucking cis