i’m fighting the urge to diagnose you

The most amazing digital circus is that I don't rememwbr asking

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Pro Tip: Dumplings can prevent the negative status condition Passive Suicidality

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

it's all "fuck cars i'm anti car culture" until my pet imp pours sugar in someone's gas tank then it's suddenly like "how am i supposed to get to work" "keep that fucking thing on a leash" are you listening to yourself. do you not realize how weird that would be. he's a little man.

it's all "fuck cars i'm anti car culture" until my pet imp pours sugar in someone's gas tank then it's suddenly like "how am i supposed to get to work" "keep that fucking thing on a leash" are you listening to yourself. do you not realize how weird that would be. he's a little man.