🐝 Bee Horny On Main 🐝

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

we need to hype up older women's bodies more because I respect actresses' boundaries in not wanting to film scenes with too much nudity etc regardless of their reasons. but I think that if women over 40 weren't told they're past their prime and basically assumed and expected to be insecure about their bodies we could increase the quantity of milf sex on my tv screen by at least 40%

to be seen without performing. to be heard without screaming. to be missed without disappearing. to be enough without proving it. to be held without falling apart. to be understood without explaining. to be wanted without conditions. to be. to be.

Love trying to explain that people in the ancient world traveled and exchanged ideas and cultural concepts only for the average shut-in American dipshit who's frightened of Black people and have wired cameras all over their suburban home to butt in like "No they didn't people kept to their own communities and nobody could go anywhere" like okay I get why that might seem to be the case for someone whose passport was acquired solely for sex tourism purposes but your psychological problems were not the basis of vast swaths of human society throughout time

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guess he died!

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.

See, I don’t think that’s the case. Certainly, Sophie’s magic is often more practical than Howl’s, but if you think that the practicality of one’s magic is a reasonable measure of how good a fucked up wizard is at being a fucked up wizard, you don’t understand fucked up wizards.

reblog for 2026 to be the most homoerotic year for u

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

Damn they were all about the glitter 30 years ago huh?

30?

Idk 32 or something I stopped counting