Meatwood Jack

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

in the cuck chair i have this special move that i call “the united nations”, where i watch the bull closely, condemn him and write him strongly worded letters

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

If you have ever reblogged from me just know you have contributed to real human suffering

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

i can post onIine and not text back this is my phone

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill