more fun than your body has room for

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

absolutely insane sock game on this twink

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

She took the sprockets to my steam machine she doin too much

i didnt oil my wingnut i just swooped and geared up

This is the one

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this