more fun than your body has room for

do nuns have pockets

gonna get out of bed and invent a new revolutionary movement called lunchpunk

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

something decidedly unchic is afoot

Smells like coin in elevator. Some one walked their pet penny ?

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

everyone always talks about pop culture but what about jump culture. and what if you combined them...?

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

can you stop going up and down for a sec

oh sorry my fault actually. i was jumping and i forgot

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)