more fun than your body has room for

I think the new neighbors are from Yharnam they keep putting destructible wooden barrels and coffins out on the curb -_-

"Do you really have 8 beetle attendants carrying your palanquin everywhere " "Are you really in costume made from the coarsest of fabrics " Come on man You know how i do it

mythbusters finding out if its safe to microwave a bowl of cereal

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

juat let mw chj

i gotta replace the strawberries in my computer soon

whenever i’m stressed about doing something my brain will automatically repeat 2-3 Half Life: Full Life Consequences to itself as a means of motivating (?) me and it doesn’t work and actually only serves to piss me off. but it keeps happening

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

In the strip club with the coin jar