more fun than your body has room for

I'm pretty sure a lot of people on this website are straight up stupid but know enough individual facts that they are convinced they aren't

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

This email could have been a flayed screaming man

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

mitch mcconell died doing what he loved. looking like a turtle.

(talking to my forwards-facing buddy) strafe over here dude

do nuns have pockets

gonna get out of bed and invent a new revolutionary movement called lunchpunk

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

something decidedly unchic is afoot

Smells like coin in elevator. Some one walked their pet penny ?