more fun than your body has room for

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

hmmm I think I will reblog The low poly 3d bird from daytona usa

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

You can't give artists any leeway when it comes to the false idea of intellectual property. If you let them, they'd start copyrighting even chords.

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement