more fun than your body has room for

There should be cigarettes made from night time

"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

combine eight pieces of UNCLE TECH SCRAP to create one random UNCLE DEVICE

did you have the dream i sent you?

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

let's all do fat karate outside

the letterboxd review, a hybrid literary genre equally born of the recipe blog personal essay and the desire to receive reddit gold,

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

wait komeada wears acyrlics? ok i fuck with him now

You know damn well thats a dead girls hand he sewed onto his body.

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