I'm a tulip in a cup

Oh my fucking god.

JESUS CHRIST

I’m still amazed at how they got a “noot noot” to sound so much like a “fuck you”

Throwback to when I was 16 anonymously translating bara doujin for free cuz I didn't even know that was a thing people were getting paid for... And now I don't even speak Japanese

I wasn't even that good at it but if I didn't know something exactly I would just make shit up that sounded good in context & apparently it worked bc I had people commenting about how good the translations were. And afaik at least two of the doujin I translated are still going around bara sites with my translation so obviously no one cared enough to fix anything. Also because there are way more English-to-Spanish/Thai/Mandarin/Korean/Portuguese translators than Japanese-to-whatever, my translations were the basis for all of those too. So um anyone who read that one Moritake doujin about a cop/criminal fucking or the one takezamurai one about a hot daddy neighbor in English Spanish Thai Mandarin Korean or Portuguese. You probably read my mistranslations where I added armpit fetishism where there wasn't any before. And I don't regret it

oh 😮! you fed me a startleberry !

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

no thanks

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

my identity has been stolen