my soul is an island my car is a ford

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

I bring a “there’s no meaningful difference between men and women that doesn’t exclude someone” to the function that gender essentialists hate

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

People like to think of slimes as slimy and yucky but the truth is that slimes play an important part in dungeon maintenance by ingesting all of the muck and gunk that accumulates on the walls and they could do the same thing for your kitchen or bathroom if you kept a slime in your kitchen or bathroom so everyone say thank you slimes.

sorry to anyone who doesn't like homebrew rules but im having a great fucking time watching 41 damage be rolled in vampire the masquerade against a sentient pine tree monster who just tried to kill bigfoot

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

imo the state monitoring your private messages is basically on the same level as opening and reading physical mail or perhaps breaking into your house to install bugs and cameras